He explained that all the guys at work were allowing mustaches to grow for the entire month of November for charity. OK, for charity, I can put up with the hairy lip, I suppose. Of course, Eric has no REAL idea how growing this mustache will benefit a charity. I think he's just enjoying me hating the mustache. I was pretty sure he would get bored with it and shave it off, as my husband just isn't a "bandwagon" kind of guy...AT ALL! Last Sunday, I heard the razor going in the bathroom for what seemed like a very "mustache shaving off" amount of time. I was hopeful. When he came out of the bathroom and smiled at me, I looked at him and..."oh..it's still there...and now there's a little friend for the mustache below your bottom lip." I know what you all are thinking...goatee. But, NO, not a goatee. The fur under his bottom lip is like some sort of triangle pointing to his chin. My husband *rocked* the goatee back in the day. I loved it, he looked good with it! But, this...this was NOT a goatee. I sighed, audibly. But, it is giving me lots of reasons to laugh at (with) my husband. Always a good thing.
Plus, December is right around the corner. I can live with MOvember a little while longer. But, I leave you with one question: Why do all men with a mustache look like porn stars??? Bizarro.